At the time of publication, Miserable Boston Celtics Rising 2 to 1 in dire situations Golden State Warriors At the NBA Finals.This series is Was sucked in.. 3 games, 3 punks. Inevitably the waves are rushing into the Golden State, playing against a team full of young players who are taking advantage of swarming and choking defenses.
The Golden State, once a two-way horror of the NBA, seems to have arrived here by the power of the habit of being the beneficiary of the Western Conference, which is full of teams that are either too young or too young. Too cursed Throw yourself into a confrontation with Boston. Draymond GreenOne of the most unique talents in league history is being relaxed and unable to physically manipulate the game space as it once did. Klay Thompson has long been out of the injured box and looks rusty. Is the Warriors support cast … eclectic? strange? Is it inconsistent? strange? Two unfortunate No. 1 overall picks, the NBA WD-40 Jordan Poole and Andre Iguodala are collecting the minutes of a strange old man in pure respect, the 2014 Spurs-style murder strike. Did not come out of the bench.
Stephen Curry, the most innovative NBA player since Kareem, is the team’s only illustrious spot, beating the Celtics alone and with incredible precision while everyone else goes through the aged trash can. Drive 3 and drill. If you can make him believe that it can happen, it’s thanks to his great talent, but so is the devastating dullness of the team he’s facing. The Warriors played the finals from pure entropy, but the Celtics path up to this point was somehow even worse. Two 7-game series against a team with catastrophic injuries, Survive what would have been an embarrassing comeback with nut hairA kind of memorized, unstimulated system ball that is to be filtered out by the playoff gauntlets.
The best Celtics player is Jayson Tatum. Tatum is a big wing player who handles, scores and passes. When Curry opened the door and changed his perception of what works on the basketball court forever, Tatum created a completely aggressive and functional “basketball star,” an uninteresting collection of above-average skills. It seems to have been designed by someone trying to create it. , All working towards victory. He’s everything you want when your team drafts a player, and nothing else. For years I was fooled by claiming that he was overrated, but the depth of his work over the years convinced me that he wasn’t.Jayson Tatum outstanding NBA player. But what’s so frustrating is that he’s also insanely rotten and lacks the crazy touch that viewers want from a great athlete. The dullness that Tatam creates from moment to moment should not be rewarded. It should be suffocated and driven to the bench. It should be played for 10 years, retired comfortably and never seen again. Still, it’s here and he’s here: the vanity itself living in the sun, two wins from the NBA title.
Why do you watch sports? If you ask me, it’s the pressure and madness of this thing to orbit yourself to push yourself to the absolute limits of physical activity and spatial creativity to earn two slight points. It’s a moment when you need a successful fanatic. When a genius delves himself out of an impossible situation with will and special intellectual power. When an athlete seems to bend reality. A good NBA player has something that goes against the logic of the game and leaves an impression on the viewer. I was able to list these little things for hours. Revlon makes a lot of things from jump shots, so it looks like jury rigging. Nikola Jokić’s obscene improvisational genius. The shooting style of Currys is very accurate, so if you think too long, you will be anxious. It is unnatural and biomechanical. Durrants’ limbs are longer than you might think, they are sluggish and loopy, so their movements are controlled and graceful. Once a cute and smoothie-loving teenager, Janice seems to be an inevitable force these days. A 7-foot-high, pure, straight-moving shell always looks like a downhill.
Even stimulants make you felt Something. Draymond wasn’t him once, but when he was the best defender in the league, it was daunting to see him devour the universe with wingspan and spatial intuition alone. James Harden Is a rank glyph who abuses court law, but the way he controls his body to manage that glyph is nothing but a pure genius. Chris Paul It behaves like a hardwood Napoleon and rakes in all the benefits he can manage. These guys make you crazy, but they make you feel something — they bend themselves and the world. They distort reality for the game and make you feel something in the process.
Tatum does not distort reality. He’s just big enough, just good enough, aware enough to do what the basketball team needs on the court, and he does it without bending himself. The problem with every basketball is the Gordian knot, on which he is the sword that falls forever one after another. Drive, dish, shoot, scoring, defense and more.
He isn’t even unique in this.Clippers forward Kawhi Leonard We are also working on an eternal quest to make basketball easy and simple every night. But at least Kawai has the decency to comfort himself like a monumental weirdo, Your nightmare boardmanDevour the enemy without burping or blinking.
Tatum is normal. Wake up normally, act normally all day long, play basketball normally, and sleep normally. He has nothing to catch. Still, Tatum has won two wins from becoming the best paper player of his generation, the Slovenian genius Luka Doncic, the frustrating volume gunner Devin Booker, Jokić, and a few other better, more vibrant. It surpassed a certain player. , All in a game and boring atmosphere, the only stylistic adjective that applies to his entire project is the boring euphemism “smooth”.
But for some, this little fateful twist will suffice. For some people, many People do not watch sports because of the magic that bends the reality of the human body. They watch sports because they like to win. They like to win — see what they win and predict what they will win. They like to associate themselves with winning. That way, when someone wins, they can get caught up in it and hire some of that winner’s energy for themselves. Jimmy Butler, when a wild game happened, A self-made hero who paved the way from Juco Swamp to the NBA,come Millimeter Apart from reaching out from the grave and throwing the Celtics into the garbage dump forever, they don’t remember or care about Butler. No matter how dull or stimulating it is to those who are looking at the fragment of aesthetic discernment.
“”Still, Tatum has won two wins from becoming the best paper player of his generation. All, the game and atmosphere are so boring that the only stylistic adjective that applies to his entire project is “smooth,” which is a boring euphemism.“
For these people, with Tom Brady JeterJaton Tatam, who opens his mouth on television and weaves dull stories about greatness, moments, etc., was created in the lab to satisfy their aversion to living in the victory of others. He has all the good symbols of a dull athlete who fills the shallow hearts of fans aiming for victory. He plays at the Boston Celtics. The Boston Celtics are a team with a history of greatness, but in most cases that greatness is The fan he played in front of..
He is crazy Kobe BryantThe player who proved it Michael Jordan He was the greatest genius in basketball history by building a Hall of Fame career that imitated his playing style. Prior to Game 1, he sent text to Bryant’s number, even though Bryant was no longer alive, and then posted the text to his social channel.
Tatum is so obsessed with Kobe that he wore a Kobe armband during Round 7 of the heat, even though the Celtics seemed to be the Lakers archive.
Everyone in Boston, because they won, and you’re the most Lakers and Celtics fan Zone of truth They admit that other teams want to succeed unless the team is involved. Because they don’t support the “team” itself as much as they support abstraction. Great— The idea of domination that will live forever in the frustrating and constant victory of these two teams in the NBA Finals. They have decades of rivalry with the rest of the league, floating on Hoipoloi and ordering to treat the events of other much more interesting teams and players in the league as another world they do. You don’t have to think about supporting. A completely uninterested winner, Tatum is the perfect avatar of conservatism in this sport. This brutal hierarchy is rushing to abandon aesthetics and spiritual things and think you are better thanks to your persistent interests.
Before he was in the Celtics, Tatum played for Duke, a college basketball fruit of poisonous trees. Always win..Teams that have won dozens of winning rewards Of the most annoying basketball player I’ve ever lived And a student section full of aiming at children in private schools. The Duke brand is neither joy nor fun, nor is it a shaving of the secrets of the universe. The brand is “victory” and is not always the most interesting thing about sports for those living in the brain who are not completely absorbed in the poor, itchy limbic system. Tatum could be the first Duke Alum to win the Finals MVP this year, winning a terrible series after playing in a series of compromised opponents playoffs. This makes him the prophet, the apex Dukie, the man who lived his life as a conduit for a non-joyful, functional victory. May Stephen Curry, a true sports genius, reach out from the swamps of his broken stumbling team and crash this fake savior into the ocean.
